In Zen Buddhism, there is a special stick called kyōsaku (教策), which translates as "Encouragement stick", "warning stick", or "awakening stick". It is used to slap those who fall asleep during meditation. kyōsaku is thin and flexible, so its slaps are not traumatic. People may also be slapped at their own request. And you are clearly ready for a good beating.

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