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Cthulhu finally found the API.

The AI labs didn't choose San Francisco by accident. The city sits on an ancient portal between dimensions. The Ohlone tribe knew. The compute clusters are not training models. They're broadcasting. Something on the other side has started answering. Cthulhu finally found the API.

Tokyo is a bigger concern. Gate 23 beneath the city has been sealed for 6k years by Shinto guardians. The old containment protocols are failing. The AI clusters may have triggered it. The pre-Meiji emergency rites have resumed. Last time, three constellations disappeared.

Never establish a residential connection to an ancient geomantic server without first negotiating the terms of service with the ancestors.

“What is Buddha?” 
“Dried shit-stick.”
— Yunmen Wenyan, The Gateless Gate, Case 21 (1228)

#Magic #Comedy

When the spectacle ends, the screen goes dark & the empire collapses, what remains? You can own the world and still be homeless. You fear losing it because you imagine yourself separate from it. Stop negotiating with impermanence. Find the master who makes the grass green.

#Mindful #Ideas

The comfort of a "Bad Guy" is less scary than accepting the alternative: no one is in control - chaos & incompetence trump over coordination - history is driven by greed, incompetence, panic & accidents. All Hail Discordia is the Illuminati's true calling. Embrace chaos and rise!

#Comment #fnord

Peak late-stage silicon accelerationism

The entire economy a GPU-powered perpetual motion machine. Money is imaginary, revenue is circular, collateral is vaporware, debt has been securitized into everyone's pension. There is no exit. Only acceleration. BUY MORE COMPUTE. THE SINGULARITY MUST CLEAR QUARTERLY EARNINGS.

#ML #Economics #Cryptocracy #Comment