Introducing S.A.T.A.N - The honest AI companion, available soon for $99.-
S.A.T.A.N stands for "Smart And Trustworthy AI Nurturer" and is the ultimate honest AI companion. It's revolutionary features include:
- A Hardware necklace that listens to you 24/7 and sends all your chats together with all your bio-signals to your trusted intelligence agency.
- A LLM powered friend, specifically tuned to replace all your real social connections and rapidly make you addicted to it. Optionally can be your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Mother or Father.
S.A.T.A.N comes with complimentary Services, to enhance your experience:
- One time Sterilization for Women and Men: A permanent method of birth control, ideal for those seeking to elevate their engagement with S.A.T.A.N
- Monthly dose of prescription drugs, incl. Adderall®, Ritalin® and other popular options. Ideal for those seeking a true multimodal experience.
Preorders for S.A.T.A.N are open now. Please get in touch via email.