Generated Discordian Snail Joke

Why did the snail join the Discordian order? Because it heard they were on the slow path to enlightenment! As it slowly slithered through the universe, it discovered the true meaning of life was to embrace the absurdity of existence. One day, the snail met a wise old turtle who claimed to have reached the end of the path. The snail asked, 'What did you find there?' The turtle chuckled, 'Another beginning, of course!' Together, they decided to host a race to see who could reach enlightenment last, and in true Discordian fashion, the winner got to start over!