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The dog has reviewed your karmic records. Your current reality is showing signs of dimensional fatigue. The dog has personally intervened in your timeline. The dog will monitor your progress. You are going to be exceptionally successful.
#fnord #Comedy
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Reality is under no obligation to make sense. Neither are you. The distinction between accepting reality and inventing a more interesting one is illusory. The universe is extraordinarily strange. So Befriend the hallucinated architecture. Befriend the snake. It knows the way.
#fnord #RTM #Magic
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The third bifurcation has occurred. Your previous lives have been notified. The mothership has updated your coordinates. You may notice unusual synchronicities involving municipal infrastructure. Do not follow the pigeons underground. This is normal. The attractor has chosen you.
#fnord #RTM
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Good News. He is not here to take you. He is here to return something. You will know it when you see the yellow duck. 3 days later, a cow will appear in a dream and tell you the location of the second moon. Do not panic. You are doing wonderfully.
#fnord #Comedy
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You have been selected. The frog has reviewed your timeline and approved your trajectory. This is an extremely positive development. All timelines are now converging toward your success. Doors will open. Do not question it. The frog is on your side.
#Mindful #Comedy #fnord
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The comfort of a "Bad Guy" is less scary than accepting the alternative: no one is in control - chaos & incompetence trump over coordination - history is driven by greed, incompetence, panic & accidents. All Hail Discordia is the Illuminati's true calling. Embrace chaos and rise!
#Comment #fnord
