Listened to the advice and didn't buy

“What next, should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?” is one of those perfect sentences that just sticks in your head
Feeling exhausted from listening to the cyborg theocracy tirelessly preaching the gospel of AGI and the imminent eschaton of the second coming of the holy spirit? Need a palate cleanser?
Try this guide on "Daoist Weather Magic & Feng Shui" (PDF)
The WAR on FLOPPY DISCS has been war! Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam!