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"If I Had More Time, I Would Have Written a Shorter Letter" - Mark Twain?
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China Swears It Isn't Building a Time Machine
“The device can distort time and space, control the flow rate of time, break through the barrier of time and space, and can be widely used for time travel, interstellar voyage, life extension, etc. The project plans to select a location in China, and lease an area of about 16 acres to build a scientific experiment base. It is expected that the device will be able to successfully shuttle the space-time experiment 7-12 months after the funds are in place. So, how much money is needed for such an amazing project? The financing amount opened in the PPT is 200 million yuan (40.000.000 USD), and the use period is 3 years.” (via)
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Common (none) Sense
Image from Desire' Dubounet Breaking News: Governments around the world have finally announced they will strongly advise citizens to follow very basic healthy living best practices to strengthen their immune system in the fight against the magic virus... Nah, just joking. Selling poison is just too profitable to stop.
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Europe's oldest person - a 116-year-old French nun - survives COVID-19 (euronews)
'I didn't even realise I had it'
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Brandolini's law: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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"A quick intelligence test, which also indicates the trajectory of your development, is this: If the world seems to be getting bigger and funnier all he time, your intelligence is steadily increasing. If the world seems to be getting nastier, your stupidity is increasing" - Robert Anton Wilson
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Comedy of the week: "Jared Kushner nominated for Nobel peace prize" (Guardian) "Kushner and his deputy Avi Berkowitz join Greta Thunberg and Alexei Navalny on the nominations list."
#Comment: This headline is a great representation of the state of "western democracy" in 2021: The level of bullshit has gone far beyond the point of no return. Everything that is even remotely not bullshit has vanished - and all that is left are actors in an endless bullshit psyops. Nonstop comedy gold.
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The hills look alive, with a giant smiley face - An Oregon forester planted a smiley face of larch trees, it appears every Autumn and will do so for around 50 years.
