"The Wi-Fi password is written on the back of the router." - möbius strip edition.
tag > Comedy
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The generational decay of values and skills within certain Illuminati factions is astonishing. Despite their flamboyant charades, the hidden hand is more fragile now than it has been in centuries. Tune in, turn on, and keep your third eye open 👁️
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High-dimensional phenomena bend our intuition like spacetime bends light. Yet, they're mere ripples in the cosmic Ouroboros. In this reality, the counterintuitive is the appetizer; paradox is the main course.
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"Science progresses one funeral at a time" - Planck's principle - hence, if you really care about science, you know what you must do...
"All revolutionary leaders, though they fervently preach change, know that people cannot change. Unlike Moses they have neither a handy desert nor the patience to wait forty years. Hence the purges and the terror to get rid of the grown-up generation." - Eric Hoffer
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Pack your bags folks, the Geomagnetic excursion is upon us, and it's unlikely much will survive
Related: "The “gravity hole” in the Indian Ocean — officially called the Indian Ocean geoid low — is the lowest point in that geoid and its biggest gravitational anomaly, forming a circular depression that starts just off India’s southern tip and covers about 1.2 million square miles (3 million square kilometers)."
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Today in the fall of western civilization: Reality TV pretending to be Presidential election
A man in drag wearing a silicon mask and a reality TV actor are being presented to the American people as presidential candidates. The US debt mountain is why the show is going to have to end.
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The absurdity of the self-important masses exclaiming, 'The most important development in all of history (AGI, etc.) is happening right now during my lifetime!' is remarkable. None of them even dare to consider that reality is far, far weirder than their conveniently linear-time, crypto-religious models suggest.
"Existence is larger than any model that is not itself the exact size of existence (which has no size)." - Robert Anton Wilson
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You can be sure you're dealing with a absolutely depraved, malevolent, and twisted individual when they are an outspoken opponent of garden gnomes. Sadly, the empire is full of such cases.
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There are few things more comedic than when British, Australian, and American "experts" pontificate on the "philosophy" and "science" of "Consciousness." They are arguably some of the most unconscious beings in this spacetime quadrant, even more small-minded than a goldfish contemplating the vastness of the ocean.
